egberts:

teachers who call on students who obviously don’t know the answer are the biggest dicks in the world because they’re flat out humiliating the kid in front of all their peers

camouflagedpeeta:

jubetheboob:

camouflagedpeeta:

in 100 years.. will it really matter that i didnt do my homework

in a hundred years it wont even matter that you were alive. none of us will matter will will be memories, then the people whose memories we are in will die too and will will fade into pure nothingness.

so i guess i wont do my homework

(Source: riplilsebastian)

changes being made since yahoo but tumblr (100% true):

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

• blogs with less than 200 followers are getting deleted
• on new years day, everyone under the age of 18 must dress up like ronald reagan
• christmas is illegal
• the national u.s. currency has been changed from money to bread
• post limit is 1 post per day
• selfies are banned
• you can only follow 1 person. choose wisely
• baldness is illegal

17yr:

this baby was drinking from a straw and tilted her cup upside down and it spilled all over her and i was thinking “what a fucking idiot” and then i realized its a baby and im just a terrible person

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

aepicstranger:

thisretrodreamisneverending:

In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit

so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’

and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing

omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.

i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago

(Source: neverendingretrodream)

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

theneverendingdrums:

wimpala:

theneverendingdrums:

theneverendingdrums:

theneverendingdrums:

i want pizza but im broke what if i just walked into a shop and stole a 12 inch pizza and ran away do u think id get away with it

update: i got away with it

omg no dont reblog this post what if the police find me

hello yes police there’s someone on the internet who stole a pizza and got away with it

r u trying 2 get me put in jail u asshole

(Source: theladyserket)

thegirl-inred:

toned-tanned-fit-andready:

v0nlaust:

caliiforniadreaming-xo:

gothicstan:

localised:

do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts

yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me

i feel you 

we all feel you 

why are so many people touching me

This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night